Queen of the Dollar '98
(music, lyrics, apologies by Mark Robinson)Verse 1:
Well I met this cutie, she was a big boned beauty at the Eagles Aerie 21Now those girls and boys they can make some noise, they sure know how to have some fun.
So they got this notion to put into motion a beauty contest 'make'a grown man wince
But who'd a known that when I got her home my queen would turn out a prince
Verse 2:
Now I'll admit she weighs a bit - more than your classic beautyBut she's all charm and grace in her bows and lace
She's the real tutti-fruity
And if her grip seems a bit too firm well buddy, I like 'em strong
She's my one and only, she's my Rose of Oly
So let's everybody sing along: (sing first chorus above)
Chorus:
Well she's the queen (she's the queen) of the dollar '98Chin's a little hairy and her walks a bit scary
But don't she just clean up great
I'm gonna take her home to meet Mom and Dad
'Cause I know she's my true soul mate
Now I just love her, she's like no other
She's the queen of the dollar '98.
Last Chorus
Well he's the queen (he's the queen) of the dollar '98Back's a little hairy and her walks a bit scary
But don't she just clean up great
I'm gonna take her home to meet Mom and Dad
'Cause I know she's my true soul mate
I just love her, she's like no other
She's the queen of the dollar '98
She's a ma'am and a mister, a brother and a sister; she's the queen of the dollar '98.
Presenting The Contestants
of the $1.98
Beauty Pageant
THE QUEEN
THE OTHER CONTESTANTS
